Dave, on workplace productivity in the ‘80’s
“You’d be surprised how much pizza you can make with a head full of coke, and Slayer’s “Reign In Blood” playing in the background.”
- Dave: So, have you reached total enlightenment yet?
- Alyson: No, I'm breaking down Rififi first, so I'm still unenlightened. But if I come back downstairs and you see kind of a glow, like kind of a halo around me, then just, like, ask me whatever you want to know.
- Dave: I was gonna either do that or shoot you in the face.
“ Actually, in French it’s pronounced Awn-sun-deez. ”
Dave on the proper way to say Incendies. (It’s funny ‘cause it’s Dave.)
May 18, 2011
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“ Alyson Hill. Perfect. ”
Delivery guy
May 15, 2011
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“ Call me a fascist, but it’s just not fun when it’s all stretched out. ”
Alyson, on taking souvenir frames from scope films
“ You’re a guy who wants nipples on his cake, I can see that. ”
Dan T.
“ If it ain’t one thing, it’s another. First your car breaks, then your woman. ”
Pedro
“ Yeah, but I mean, if you paint a masterpiece in the forest and nobody’s there to see it… ”
Dave
- Dan T.: Is that a bag full of pizza and butter?
- Dan T.: Let's huff that.
“ What did Dale buy you?! Don’t eat it! ”
Pedro
